Latin is an exact language for obscene acts
| Line | Latin text | English translation |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, | I will bugger you and face-fuck you, |
| 2 | Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi, | Cock-sucker Aurelius and catamite Furius, |
| 3 | qui me ex versiculis meis putastis, | You who think, because my verses |
| 4 | quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum. | Are delicate, that I am a sissy. |
| 5 | Nam castum esse decet pium poetam | For it’s right for the devoted poet to be chaste |
| 6 | ipsum, versiculos nihil necessest(necesse est); | Himself, but it’s not necessary for his verses to be so. |
| 7 | qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem, | Verses which then have taste and charm, |
| 8 | si sunt molliculi ac parum pudici | If they are delicate and sexy, |
| 9 | et quod pruriat incitare possunt, | And can incite an itch, |
| 10 | non dico pueris, sed his pilosis | And I don’t mean in boys, but in those hairy old men |
| 11 | qui duros nequeunt movere lumbos. | Who can’t get their flaccid dicks up. |
| 12 | Vos, quod milia multa basiorum | You, because you have read of my thousand kisses, |
| 13 | legistis, male me marem putatis? | You think I’m a sissy? |
| 14 | Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. | I will bugger you and face-fuck you. |
[source: Wikipedia: Catullus 16]
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Short exploration game. The art and music is just superb.
No Photoshop necessary
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Chinese people? WTF.
What happened to clowns, spiders, sharks, vehicle accidents, claustrophobia, ….?
Google: 100% Virgin Pulp!
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Opkors!
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They should have used ‘*’ or ‘×’ instead of ‘x’ though. Squaring the “ESC” subcript is weird too. Anyway:
G*m*M/R=m*(VESC^2)/2
where
G = universal gravitational constant [6.67x10^-11]
m = mass of the rocket (or any other object)
M = mass of the Earth
R = radius of the Earth
VESC = escape velocity
Also, ZOMG! You can divide everything by m, making the required escape velocity independent of the rocket’s mass!
Oh yeah, nice bumper sticker.
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